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Friday, 21 November 2008

  • Frame Toby

    “What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say ‘no’. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. – This is where the story gets interesting. – I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadéro. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stash the chandelier.”

Friday, 03 October 2008

  • The beefnoodle lady!

    So I was riding the bus to school this morning. And half the way there a creepy lady walks on!
    And she smelt(?) beef-noodles so god damn much!! The smell was horrible.. And when I was about to leave the bus I noticed she had a bandage around her wrist, I think she had burnt herself. Anyways as she was removing the bandage (for reasons I dont want to know) the smell went straight to my nose!

    So her wound were smelling(?) beefnoodles, fresh indeed!

Friday, 26 September 2008

Thursday, 21 August 2008

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